Saturday's Laughs Include Family Guy, Dave Attell, and Dead Oprah

The 10 Funniest Family Guy Sex Scenes. (Whip It Out Comedy)

Some guy named Chris joins Facebook and gets a little carried away. (Comedy.com)

Dave Attell knows how to party. (The Laugh Track)

We love soccer celebrations. Especially when they end like this. (Big Stupid Idiot)

This is what informercials would sound like if they were more honest. (Geek Pad)

This preview for Audi’s Super Bowl commercial with Jason Statham looks pretty promising. (Jock and Balls)

We don’t recommend trusting the Super Bowl predictions of a bird watcher. (Funny or Die)

This video is titled Oprah Is Dead. Unfortunately, it’s fictional. (Comedy.com)

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Thursday's Laughs Include Super Bowl Drinking Games, Schweaty Balls, and The Worst Songs Ever

Our Super Bowl preparation will begin with training for this Super Bowl drinking game. (Jock and Balls)

We could watch the classic SNL sketch “Schweaty Balls” every day and never get tired of it. (Whip It Out Comedy)

We really want to party with these news anchors. (Comedy.com)

The funniest tech and gadget show on the Interwebs is back with a brand new episode and a solid Zune joke. (Geek Pad)

The Top 10 Things That Give Bill O’Reilly A Boner (and crack us up). (Veto Corleone)

20 Baffling Foreign Movie Posters. (Cracked)

How did Nickelback manage to avoid having a song on the 20 Worst Songs Ever list? (List of the Day)

Comedian Nikki Glaser crushes on the Tonight Show (Fast forward to the 32 minute mark to see Nikki). (Hulu)

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Wednesday's Laughs Include Canine Yoda, Stoned Teachers, and Classic Mike Tyson

It’s impossible not to love this photo of Canine Yoda. (Geek Pad)

Ladies and gentlemen, we present the world’s most stoned college professor. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

The 12 funniest Twitter comments about masturbation. (Whip It Out Comedy)

This collection of hilarious Mike Tyson moments is one for the ages. (Comedy.com)

I turns out that Katt Williams is just as funny animated as he is in real life. (The Laugh Track)

10 Hot College Girls That Are Probably Dumb. (J Chris Newberg)

This is what it looks like when Barack Obama sings "Single Ladies." (Youtube)

A guy tries to jump over a car and guess how that turns out? (Big Stupid Idiot)

We can never get enough of drunk girls dancing. (Drunk Girls Dancing)

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Tuesday's Laughs Include High School Graduations, Sarah Silverman, and the Male Morning After Pill

Malaysian high school graduations are way more exciting than they are here in America. (Big Stupid Idiot)

Good to know that the morning after pill for guys already has its own jingle. (Whip It Out Comedy)

Sarah Silverman says a fond farewell to George Bush. (Veto Corleone)

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song is much worse as a gangsta rap song. (Comedy.com)

When did Jessica Simpson get so, uh, large? (Hollywood Fail)

If you’re a guy, you probably shouldn’t use phrases like “juicy explosion in my mouth.” (Videogum)

The 8 Worst Types of Retail Employees. (Holy Taco)

Barack Obama shares President Bush’s letter with us. (Funny or Die)

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Monday's Laughs Include Arrested Development, Drunk Songs, and Casting Directors

This might be the worst drunken line dancer we’ve ever seen, but he’s also the best. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

The cast of Arrested Development talks about making a movie and we commence jizzing in our pants. (Youtube)

Here’s a fun one – look closely to see what makes this Obama photo funny. (Veto Corleone)

The Jackass guys make a music video about being drunk (shocker). (Jackass)

This Kyle Kinane standup bit is the funniest thing we’ve seen since we woke up today at Boo-30. (Youtube)

Ain’t no rap song like a rap song by Christian kids about not cussing. (Manofest)

We’re pretty sure nobody has ever written a love song to casting directors…until now. (J Chris Newberg)

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Sunday's Laughs Include Triumph The Insult Dog, Swearing Kids, and Eyebrow Dances

Parents who tell their kids to say swear words, tape them, and put them on Youtube probably aren’t the best parents, but we appreciate their effort. (Video Thunder)

Remember the phone call scene in Swingers? Yeah, that was awesome. (Whip It Out Comedy)

30 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians. (Cracked)

Painful ski crashes are always funny, unless you’re the skier. (Jock and Balls)

This eyebrow dance is kinda cool, kinda creepy. (Neatorama)

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is the greatest weatherman we’ve ever seen. (Yes But No But Yes)

We don’t understand why the world is so obsessed with dogs, but we do understand why they’re obsessed with shows about dog hypnotists. (The Soup)

Have you met Holy Taco’s new employee yet? He’s a total 80’s bad guy. (Holy Taco)

This is what Star Wars would look like if it was a silent film. (Comedy.com)

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Saturday's Laughs Include Strip Clubs, Golden Girls, and Eddie Murphy

This collection of the 15 funniest strip club commercials lives up to its name. (Whip It Out Comedy)

This might be the most disturbing episode of The Golden Girls we’ve ever seen. (Geek Pad)

When was the last time you saw Eddie Murphy talking about Mcdonald’s burgers? We bet it’s been too long. (The Laugh Track)

The Daily Show checks out how Fox News covered Obama’s first day in office. (Veto Corleone)

If you like offensive jokes, you’re going to love this. (Reddit)

This is why your favorite band sucks. (Bullz Eye)

Sometimes it only takes 20 seconds to prove that you’re an idiot. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

Our Bar Mitzvah wasn’t nearly as exciting as this one. (Comedy.com)

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Thursday's Laughs Include Tom Cruise Impressions, Denis Leary, and Stupid iPhone Apps

Man makes bet. Man loses bet. Man gets hit in the face by a cookie sheet. (Videogum)

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest Tom Cruise impression of all time is back in a new hilarious video. (Hollywood Fail)

Comedian J Chris Newberg explains how to be sexy, but we’re not sure he really understands what sexy is. (J Chris Newberg)

Denis Leary loves to smoke and we love to watch Denis Leary yell about how much he loves to smoke. (The Laugh Track)

The 6 Stupidest iPhone Apps Ever Created. (Geek Pad)

Dianne Sawyer was so excited about Obama’s inauguration that she got wasted…and then went on the air. (Veto Corleone)

If T-Shirts told the truth, the world would be a much happier place. (Holy Taco)

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Wednesday's Laughs Include Obama's Sex Life, Sorority Girls, and Senior Class Pranks

Comedian Corey Holcomb goes to a sorority house to tell the girls when guys really think about them. (Comedy.com)

5 Out Of Work Actresses Who Need To Show Their Breasts To Jumpstart Their Careers. (Hollywood Fail)

If this isn’t the greatest senior class prank of all time, it’s probably in the top 10. (Whip It Out Comedy)

It turns out Barack and Michelle Obama like to get a little kinky in the bedroom. (Veto Corleone)

If you’re going to propose to your girlfriend on national TV, you better make sure she’s going to say yes. (Big Stupid Idiot)

This is what happens when middle-aged white people get drunk and decide to show off their dance moves. (Drunk Girls Dancing)

Who dressed these kids like the world’s saddest trick or treaters? (Who Dressed This Kid)

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Tuesday's Laughs Include Love Songs, Obama Girl, and Hip Hop Scrabble

10 R&B Love Song Lyrics That Sound Like Threats. (Whip It Out Comedy)

Did you remember to wish Full House’s Jodie Sweetin a happy birthday today? (Hollywood Fail)

Not exactly sure what four classic Monty Python videos have to do with going to college, but we really don’t need an explanation to post a link to some Monty Python goodness. (Go College)

Hip hop scrabble might be our new favorite board game. (Celebully)

7 Things That Will Get You Kicked Off An Airplane. (List of the Day)

This Laugh Out Loud guide to the SAT’s almost makes us wish we were still in high school – almost. (Neatorama)

Obama Girl and Barack Obama team up for a duet – sort of. (Veto Corleone)

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Monday's Laughs Include Myspace Dates, Hot Girls, and Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Saturday Night Live sketch reveals that Aladdin and the princess didn’t live happily ever after. (Comedy.com)

This Malaysian version of The Office may be funnier than the American version. (Comedy.com)

If you’re going to date a guy you met on Myspace, don’t get caught by your Mom. And if you do, don’t let your younger brother tape it and put it online. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

Lazy nation fears Obama will create millions of jobs. (The Onion)

You can never see too many drunk girls dancing to Peanut Butter Jelly Time. (Drunk Girls Dancing)

Two comics battle to make a hot girl laugh. What’s not to like? (Whip It Out Comedy)

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Sunday's Laughs Include Journey, Flight of the Conchords, and Nipple Biters

Flight of the Conchords may not have the most rhymes to spit, but they've got the best. (Funny or Die)

It turns out that Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" is actually the same as 100 other songs we like. (Yes But No But Yes)

We really hope this story about a guy who got his nipple bit off by a girl is not true. (J Chris Newberg)

Over 3 million people have watched this dorky couple talk about anal sex. (Whip It Out Comedy)

If Nintendo made a video game based on the Dark Knight about a decade ago, it would have looked like this. (Neatorama)

We could watch comedian Anthony Jeselnick talk about Christmas 112 months a year. (Comedy Central Insider)

This is what it's like to see Andrew Dice Clay in a comedy club these days. (Punchline)

Bud Bundy is back! (Comedy.com)

This sneak preview of the College Humor TV series has us mildly excited. (College Humor)

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Saturday's Laughs Include Death Row Comics, Ryan Seacrest, and Hip Hop Babies

Throw your hands in the air if you love hip hop...and babies. (Comedy.com)

This really isn't the best way to get yourself a job. (Craigslist)

Conan O'Brien battles that FOX NFL robot and teaches him a lesson. (Hollywood Fail)

What are the chances that this abstinence clown has ever had sex before in his "real" life? (Whip It Out Comedy)

What stand up comic would you want to come visit you on death row? (The Laugh Track)

Even down to President Bush's final appearance, Dick Cheney is still asleep on the job. (Veto Corleone)

You can never have enough hockey fights. (Jock and Balls)

Did you see Ryan Seacrest try to high-five a blind guy? Yeah, neither did the blind guy. (Comedy.com)

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Friday's Laughs Include The Daily Show, Blind High-Fives, and Hip Hop Babies

The Internet for Dummies...as explained by dummies. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

Jon Stewart's first ever episode of The Daily Show. (Comedy Central Insider)

Ryan Seacrest tries to high-five a blind guy. (Hollywood Fail)

Some weird kid reviews the fight he saw at school yesterday. (Youtube Reviewed)

Comedian Lewis Black is doing commercials for Aruba? (Videogum)

Weezer remixes their classic Pork and Beans music video. (The Daily Tube)

6 Surprising Facts About Playboy Playmates. (Whip It Out Comedy)

This baby's got the best hip hop moves we've ever seen on a 3 month old. (Comedy.com)

Why is Barack Obama riding a unicorn and fighting a bear naked? (Veto Corleone)

Guy fails at doing pull ups and succeeds at breaking his nose. (Big Stupid Idiot)

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Thursday Morning's Laughs Include Twitter Comments, Tropic Thunder, and Gay Sports Moments

The 10 Best Twitter Comments About VH1's Rock Of Love Bus (Whip It Out Comedy)

If you think your company's tech support is bad, check out what tech support was like in the Middle Ages. (Youtube)

The Bradley University basketball team thought it would be a good idea to make their own version of The Superbowl Shuffle. They were wrong. (Youtube Reviewed)

This gives new meaning to waking up on the wrong side of the bed. (Today's Big Thing)

Here's an unreleased clip from Tropic Thunder for those of you that can't get enough of Robert Downey in blackface. (Film Drunk)

The line to kick Bernie Madoff in the nuts begins around the corner. (Comedy.com)

After yesterday's mustache dance video, it only seems fair to feature a beard song today. (Funny or Die)

The 30 Gayest Moments In The History Of Sports. (The Chive)

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Wednesday Morning's Laughs Include Dancing Mustaches, Japanese Star Wars, and Ann Coulter

This dancing mustache has us surprisingly captivated. (Yes But No But Yes)

If you like the theme to Star Wars, then you're going to love the Japanese theme to Star Wars. (Laughing Squid)

There's a ton of Dateline: To Catch A Predator spoofs out there, but this is the first Catch a Predator rap song we've found. (Screen Junkies)

The 10 Sexiest Photos of Female Celebrities Wearing Glasses might be the stupidest list we've ever heard of, but you know you're going to check it out - we did. (Manofest)

Lots of fights claim to have found the worst movie fight scene ever, but this one lives up to the hype. (Don Chavez)

Do you love soul music, but wish it was performed by people with no soul? (Comedy.com)

Learning how to play Jizz In My Pants on an acoustic guitar will come in handy the next time you're drunk at a house party. (Youtube)

How many times do you have to try to crush a watermelon with your head before you get named the Biggest Idiot On The Internet? (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

It takes a real crazy lady to make the women of The View look sane. Ann Coulter is just that crazy lady. (Veto Corleone)

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Tuesday Morning's Laughs Include Jon Stewart, Doogie Howser, and Pooping Celebrities

The greatest performance of the Doogie Howser theme song you’ll ever see. (Comedy.com)

Conan O’Brien appears on Jon Stewart’s talk show…in 1994. (1990’s TV Clips)

This is why Cubs fans don’t care about losing every year. (Drunk Girls Dancing)

How to pick up girls like a 9-year-old (hint: go for the fat ones and use cocaine). (Whip It Out Comedy)

Neil Patrick Harris saves Broadway. (Comedy.com)

This is what celebrities look like when they’re watching you poop. We’re confused. (Watching You Poop)

Have you heard the one about the couple that got married at Taco Bell? Yeah, afterwards only the bride made a run for the border. (Pantagraph)

This Disney rejection letter from 1938 is probably fake, but if it’s real it is awesome. Unless you’re a woman. (Flickr)

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Monday Morning's Laughs Include Competitive Eating, Football Bloopers, and a Vegetable Song

We know you've always wanted to make your own Who Wants To Be A Millionaire question and thanks to this French site, now you can. (Remixito)

We're not sure what's going on here, but we are sure it's the worst song about vegetables that we've ever heard. (Everything Is Terrible)

Mad TV's Matt Braunger makes us laugh. (Mania TV)

Will Forte's BCS song on SNL this week made us laugh...and think. (NBC)

This compilation of football bloopers is way more entertaining than this weekend's games were. (Uncoached)

It's about time somebody gave us a little competitive eating comedy. Behold the Quest For The Golden Hot Dog. (Youtube)

Remember that time when Fiona Apple won an MTV Award and went crazy when she gave her speech? Yeah, that was awesome. (1990's TV Clips)

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Sunday's Laughs Include One Punch Knockouts, Japanese Karaoke, and Drunk Girls

If a guy gets knocked out before he can even throw a punch, does it still count as a fight? (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

This guy learned 7 things from working on a pot farm, but we bet you he doesn't remember any of them. (High Times)

Amy Sedaris and a cast of dozens tell you everything you ever wanted to know about the Internet. (PBS)

These photos of people replacing their heads with record album covers is way more entertaining than it sounds. (Yadogg)

This is what happens when 15-year-olds get drunk and tape themselves dancing to Avril Lavigne songs. (Drunk Girls Dancing)

How you feel about your job -- explained in a series of cat photos. (Yadogg)

The Japanese love of karaoke may have finally gone too far. (Holy Taco)

The 10 Most Unfunny Comics Of All Time. (Coed Magazine)

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Saturday's Laughs Include Wedding Crashers, 30 Rock, and Jewel's Boobs

10 Celebrities That Should Not Have Kids Under Any Circumstances. (Should They Have Kids?)

A look back at President Bush’s 8 years in office…through the lens of Mad magazine. (Comedy.com)

This just in: Doug Benson is still hilarious. (The Comic’s Comic)

Jewel finally found a way to distract us from her jacked up teeth by getting a faulty boob job. (Scanner)

There were a lot of great moments in Wedding Crashers, but this one might have been the best. (Don Chavez)

Did you see how funny Peter Dinklage was on 30 Rock this week? Well, you should. (Videogum)

So this is what George Lucas was thinking when he made the first Star Wars. (Holy Taco)

We’ve always wondered what a conversation between President Bush and OJ Simpson would sound like. (Comedy.com)

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Friday Morning's Laughs Include Drunk Grandmas, Slammin' Salmon, and Monkeys On Bicycles

Just because you're an 80-year-old woman and you're drunk, it doesn't mean that you can't shake your groove thang. (Drunk Girls Dancing)

Is it more shocking that the guys from Broken Lizard got to make another movie or that it's called Slammin' Salmon and actually looks good? (Screen Junkies)

Are you as obsessed with The Soup as we are? Then here's a little taste to hold you over until this weekend. (E Online)

This list of Fucked Up Flickr Groups is yet another reason why we love the Internet. (List of the Day)

Monkey on a bicycle vs. Japanese guy on a unicycle. Now this should be an Olympic event. (With Leather)

If you were making a porn movie paid for by your mom and set in an organic grocery store, wouldn't you call it Sprout This too? (Atom)

If you plan on cheating on your long-distance boyfriend in college, you better be careful who you tell about it or else the whole Internet will try to bust your ass. (Some Crusaders)

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Thursday Morning's Laughs Include Failed New Year's Resolutions, Zit Popping, and German Kiddie Gangstas

6 New Year's Resolutions You've Already Failed To Keep. (Comedy.com)

Mad magazine comes up with 12 Surefire Tips For Standup Comics that don't include anything Carlos Mencia does. (Comedy Central Insider)

Ever seen a dentist's commercial with a twist ending? Now you have. (Videogum)

If you think popping a zit is gross, then you probably don't want to see what happens next in this video. (Youtube)

This is what happens when a hilarious unknown comedian who doesn't play World of Warcraft performs at a WoW convention. (Youtube)

A cow gives birth to a dude and the Internet goes crazy. (Afrojacks)

Top 10 Videos Of Female Celebrities Grabbing Their Own Boobs. (Manofest)

Nobody does gangsta rap quite like German elementary school kids. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

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Wednesday Afternoon's Laughs Include Stupid Americans, Boners, and Free Oral Sex

Who would ever think to make a video about monkeys talking about religion? Oh yeah, Seth MacFarlane would. (Youtube)

In case you weren't sure if most Americans are still stupid or not, here's your answer. (Youtube)

We could watch women talk about boners all day long. (Cracked)

Thank god there's a kid with a cooking show to teach us how to make Yummy Yummy Citrus Boys. (Videogum)

This might be the greatest airball we've ever seen. (Don Chavez)

If a guy takes out an ad offering to give free oral sex to beautiful, single women in the Louisville area, you better believe we're going to mention it. (Yes But No But Yes)

A list of frat guys you would not want as brothers. (College OTR)

All the news that old people are fit to report. (Comedy Juice)

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Wednesday Morning's Laughs Include Pooping Elmo, Vanilla Ice, and Wendy's Training Videos

Most celebrity Wikipedia entries are boring. Unless they were clearly written by the celebrities themselves. (Cracked)

As if Elmo wasn't creepy enough already, now he's teaching kids how to poop on a toilet. (Videogum)

Vanilla Ice calls Flavor Flav his "homeboy" and Arsenio Hall calls Vanilla Ice out. Gotta love the '90s. (1990's TV Clips)

Finally we know where everybody is buying the cats that star in all these viral videos. (Comedy.com)

The Best Cartoon Intros of the '90s. (Ice Ice Babies)

Patton Oswalt hearts Jason Statham. (Myspace)

There's a reason why this 1980's Wendy's training video is a classic. (Youtube)

If you dug the SadTrombone.com, then you're going to love this. (Bombombombomwooooo)

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Tuesday Afternoon's Laughs Include Wrestling Fans, Annoying Couples, and Sexy Puppets

You can pretend you don't want to read about Mini-Me's sexual habits, but we know that you really do. (News of the World)

Important lesson for all you parents out there: you really need to teach your kids the difference between a "horse" and "hores." (Giggle Sugar)

This just in: wrestling fans are fake too. (The Onion)

This children's guide to death is way funnier than it sounds - it sure killed us (groan). (Funny or Die)

Finally, somebody writes a song about annoying couples. (Crackle)

Checking out the 10 Sexiest Female Puppets of all time is so wrong, but it feels so right. (Manofest)

Just another day in the life of a Craigslist penis photographer. (Comedy.com)

If you thought the Super Bowl Shuffle was bad, that's only because you never saw this remix done by a bunch of Southern grocery store executives. (Youtube)

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Tuesday Morning's Laughs Include Smoking Kids, Twitter Hacks, and Squashing

You think that smoking's not cool, but that's only because you haven't seen these pictures of kids smoking. (Holy Taco)

We knew Facebook seemed familiar...turns out it's the exact same as a 1980's mall. (Joe The Peacock)

Behind every single Everyday Normal Guy Rapper is an Everyday Normal Crew. (Comedy.com)

Comedian Tom Rhodes has been keeping track of everything that makes him happy since 2001. He's up to 1,150 things. (Tom Rhodes)

Somebody hacked into Twitter and made Bill O'Reilly and Britney Spears speak the truth. (Scanner)

Nobody knows how to work a bunch of girls in bikinis into a game show quite like the Japanese. (Comedy.com)

Do you know what "squashing" is? If not, it's probably because you're not a perverted scrawny white guy. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

Jaydiohead, the new Jay-Z/Radiohead mashup mix may not technically be funny, but we didn't think you'd hate us for sharing it with you. (Jaydiohead)

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Monday Afternoon's Laughs Include Embarrassing Photos, OJ's Movie, and Grandpa's Cock

Online dating helps pathetic women get their dreams crushed. (The Onion)

7 Classic Disney Movies That Taught Us Terrible Lessons. (Cracked)

A really funny (and unfortunate) photo of somebody's grandfather showing off the fish that he caught...and his cock. (Cajun Boy)

The 12 Most Embarrassing Photos of 2008. (Cracked)

You ladies can have your walk-in closets, we'll take a walk-in fridge. (Youtube)

The greatest pitch you'll ever hear an agent make for why OJ Simpson should star in a new movie. (1990's TV Clips)

This is why we don't play freeze tag any more. (College Humor)

Classic Chappelle's Show sketch - the World Series of Dice. (Comedy Central)

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Monday Morning's Laughs Include David Letterman, Chris Rock, and The Worst Movie Scene Of All Time!

David Letterman makes a fool of Spencer Pratt, not that it's very hard. (Celebully)

USC football player gets his groove on behind hot sideline reporter. (Youtube)

Chris Rock tries to convince white people to change a street's name to Tupac Shakur Boulevard. (Youtube)

Dave Hill's new production is just like Stomp!, but without the exclamation point or talent. (Youtube)

Movie star Tom Berenger may be our favorite person to follow on Twitter. (Twitter)

The 10 Worst Celebrity Career Moves Of All Time. (List of the Day)

This is without a doubt the greatest worst movie scene of all time. (Holy Taco)

10 Toilets With A Great View. (Uncoached)

Jonah Ray chats up Janeane Garofalo at his Barbequay. (Jonah Ray)

10 Amazing Knock Offs that prove bootleggers have no shame. (Mental Floss)

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Sunday's Laughs Include Horny Drunk Guys, Ali G, and "That's What She Said!"

What would New Year's Eve in Times Square be without a drunk guy perving out on a female reporter while she's on the air? (Manofest)

If you live in Michigan, you can now get arrested for being annoying - consider yourself warned, Kid Rock. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

Classic Ali G bit about the war on drugs. (Youtube)

This list of the 10 Best Up and Coming Comedians is shockingly good. (Ask Men)

If you're in college, there's finally a site for you to share with the world how awful the girl you hooked up with last night was at giving blow jobs. (Juicy Campus)

How to stop your friend from saying "That's what she said" all the time. (Giggle Sugar)

No son of ours will play Oregon Trail like this. (McSweeneys)

Nothing beats a bad standup comic bombing in a club and then defending himself by pointing out that he has no problem getting chicks because of his biceps. (Youtube)

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Saturday's Laughs Include Dead Celebrities, Office Gay Guys, and Threatening Car Commercials

Least surprising news of the day: Andy Dick makes the list of 5 Celebrities Most Likely To Die in 2009. (Holy Taco)

How to make $67,000 this year and make us insanely jealous by wearing a bunch of t-shirts. (I Wear Your Shirt)

Hey Baltimore, you better buy a fuckin' car from us or else! (Youtube)

We don't know much about math, but we're pretty sure this equation isn't how you want women to describe you at a party. (Chalkboard Manifesto)

Classic SNL sketch with Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase playing racial word association. (Funny or Die)

Why is it that the office gay guy has all the luck with the ladies? (Cracked)

Yet another breakdown of the year in viral videos - if you've been locked in a cave for the last 12 months, this is a good opportunity for you to get up to speed with the rest of us. (Salon)

This mascot picked the wrong kid to challenge to a dance contest. (Youtube)

Cubs fans know how to celebrate their birthdays in style. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

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Friday Afternoon's Laughs Include Flow Charts, Midget Fights, and Sexy Librarians

Ice Cube’s song “Today Was A Good Day” gets turned into a flow chart. (Some Dude)

A writer for The Onion is auctioning off a joke on eBay. (eBay)

There’s never a bad time to watch a Jerry Springer midget fight. (1990's TV Clips)

One sexy librarian, one mongoloid, one bar, and one hidden camera. (Youtube)

If we've said it once, we’ve said it a million times – who dressed this kid? (Who Dressed This Kid?)

Hey ladies, we know you’re drunk and want to make out but can you please try not to ruin the party for everybody else? (Drunk Girls Dancing)

Turns out Santa is much funnier when he's picking fights with assholes on the street. (Comedy Juice)

Thong-Th-Thong-Thong Idiot. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)

It's tough enough to score a goal in soccer when you're not retarded. (Youtube)

This is probably the best standup comedy bit about Coney Island roller coasters that we've ever heard. (Youtube)

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