Tuesday Morning's Laughs Include Jon Stewart, Doogie Howser, and Pooping Celebrities

The greatest performance of the Doogie Howser theme song you’ll ever see. (Comedy.com)

Conan O’Brien appears on Jon Stewart’s talk show…in 1994. (1990’s TV Clips)

This is why Cubs fans don’t care about losing every year. (Drunk Girls Dancing)

How to pick up girls like a 9-year-old (hint: go for the fat ones and use cocaine). (Whip It Out Comedy)

Neil Patrick Harris saves Broadway. (Comedy.com)

This is what celebrities look like when they’re watching you poop. We’re confused. (Watching You Poop)

Have you heard the one about the couple that got married at Taco Bell? Yeah, afterwards only the bride made a run for the border. (Pantagraph)

This Disney rejection letter from 1938 is probably fake, but if it’s real it is awesome. Unless you’re a woman. (Flickr)