Thursday Morning's Laughs Include Failed New Year's Resolutions, Zit Popping, and German Kiddie Gangstas

6 New Year's Resolutions You've Already Failed To Keep. (Comedy.com)

Mad magazine comes up with 12 Surefire Tips For Standup Comics that don't include anything Carlos Mencia does. (Comedy Central Insider)

Ever seen a dentist's commercial with a twist ending? Now you have. (Videogum)

If you think popping a zit is gross, then you probably don't want to see what happens next in this video. (Youtube)

This is what happens when a hilarious unknown comedian who doesn't play World of Warcraft performs at a WoW convention. (Youtube)

A cow gives birth to a dude and the Internet goes crazy. (Afrojacks)

Top 10 Videos Of Female Celebrities Grabbing Their Own Boobs. (Manofest)

Nobody does gangsta rap quite like German elementary school kids. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)