Saturday's Laughs Include Dead Celebrities, Office Gay Guys, and Threatening Car Commercials

Least surprising news of the day: Andy Dick makes the list of 5 Celebrities Most Likely To Die in 2009. (Holy Taco)

How to make $67,000 this year and make us insanely jealous by wearing a bunch of t-shirts. (I Wear Your Shirt)

Hey Baltimore, you better buy a fuckin' car from us or else! (Youtube)

We don't know much about math, but we're pretty sure this equation isn't how you want women to describe you at a party. (Chalkboard Manifesto)

Classic SNL sketch with Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase playing racial word association. (Funny or Die)

Why is it that the office gay guy has all the luck with the ladies? (Cracked)

Yet another breakdown of the year in viral videos - if you've been locked in a cave for the last 12 months, this is a good opportunity for you to get up to speed with the rest of us. (Salon)

This mascot picked the wrong kid to challenge to a dance contest. (Youtube)

Cubs fans know how to celebrate their birthdays in style. (Biggest Idiot On The Internet)