Monday Morning's Laughs Include Competitive Eating, Football Bloopers, and a Vegetable Song

We know you've always wanted to make your own Who Wants To Be A Millionaire question and thanks to this French site, now you can. (Remixito)

We're not sure what's going on here, but we are sure it's the worst song about vegetables that we've ever heard. (Everything Is Terrible)

Mad TV's Matt Braunger makes us laugh. (Mania TV)

Will Forte's BCS song on SNL this week made us laugh...and think. (NBC)

This compilation of football bloopers is way more entertaining than this weekend's games were. (Uncoached)

It's about time somebody gave us a little competitive eating comedy. Behold the Quest For The Golden Hot Dog. (Youtube)

Remember that time when Fiona Apple won an MTV Award and went crazy when she gave her speech? Yeah, that was awesome. (1990's TV Clips)