Friday Morning's Laughs Include Drunk Grandmas, Slammin' Salmon, and Monkeys On Bicycles

Just because you're an 80-year-old woman and you're drunk, it doesn't mean that you can't shake your groove thang. (Drunk Girls Dancing)

Is it more shocking that the guys from Broken Lizard got to make another movie or that it's called Slammin' Salmon and actually looks good? (Screen Junkies)

Are you as obsessed with The Soup as we are? Then here's a little taste to hold you over until this weekend. (E Online)

This list of Fucked Up Flickr Groups is yet another reason why we love the Internet. (List of the Day)

Monkey on a bicycle vs. Japanese guy on a unicycle. Now this should be an Olympic event. (With Leather)

If you were making a porn movie paid for by your mom and set in an organic grocery store, wouldn't you call it Sprout This too? (Atom)

If you plan on cheating on your long-distance boyfriend in college, you better be careful who you tell about it or else the whole Internet will try to bust your ass. (Some Crusaders)